Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Week 40 (April 25, 2011)

The last 2 books in a row that friends have bought/sent me turned out being hard covers so I wasn't allowed to have them... long story short, I'm SUPER BORED! Jail without good books sucks ass! Anyway I was just thinking of something interesting. So my wife did a lil' photo shoot with my buddy's wife a while back and was sending me a new picture every week for the 1st 7 months or so, anyway of all them there were like 3 that I thought turned out shitty, or basically were my least favorite. Guess which 3 were her favorite and the ones she thought I'd like the best? Yeah. How is it that girls have no clue as to what we, men, like? The differences in our perception of shit amazes me. I bring it up now because the past 2 visits I disliked her hair, it made her not look as beautiful as normal. It was funny because in between my talks with her and my buddy I could see her fussing with herself in the reflection and could almost hear her thinking, "What the fuck, I did my hair extra special today and he hasn't said anything!" LOL! I actually kinda hate hair, especially really long hair. I prefer short, but chicks seem to love long... blah.

Anyway, me and a couple other guys have been waging war on these 2 loud, obnoxious assholes who love to yell and bang their door all day and night. Our weapon of choice by default, is of course shit bombs... LMAO! We have been bombing their cells twice/day for 4 days straight and since the Deps hate them too, they don't even clean it out, they let them sit in shit for HOURS at a time. I mean these fuckers sit in shit for like 6 hrs. at a time! It ook 3 days for one of them to finally shut up! The other one is still at it! WTF!? The other day I got a purple heart though.... ugh... GROSS! I stomped on a bag of shit so that it'd shoot under the door and all over their cell, well half of it did... the other half exploded out of the wrong end and all over ME! I mean I had shit in my fucking hair, all over my pant leg, it was horrible! LMAO!

Anyway, I got a book in the mail, "Life of Pi" and have no idea who bought it for me! This has happened several times over my incarceration. To anyone that bought me a book or gift pack and never received mail from me in return:  THANK YOU! And I have only not responded to you with a personal thank you letter because I absolutely had no way to. Back ot the book "Life of Pi." I read it in 2 days... interesting story but the end was weird. I guess it's a book that you have to sit around afterwards and think on, so I'm doing that now. I'unno you'd have to have read it to understand WTF I'm talking about so I'll stop... lol.

So I'm still working out on the reg, still gettin' stronger. My 5 sets of pull-ups is now at 30, 26, 21, 18, 15. I do a set of push-ups, a set of squats, and then a set of pull-ups, 5 sets. Before that I jump rope (pretend, I have no rope) 15 mins. and shadowbox 15 mins. Not a killer workout but it kicks my ass none-the-less. 2 months to my release date I'll add in some high intensity shit to get ready for training. A lot of the Deps. here are real cool man. I really like some of them. I see exchanging #'s with a few of them before I leave. Probably get a few of them to join my gym too. Before I got here, I'd always say "fuck cops, I hate cops," but the more I'm around them, I see that most of them are just guys doing a job. It's not their fault that the system creates B.S. laws that they have to enforce.

The problem comes from the asshole cops; they ruin it for the rest of them. Speaking of which, I discovered a new one on duty on occassion in my module who has it out for me. The real problem is that he's a bitch, straight coward mother fucker and plays like he likes me but is just doing his job. 1st, at inspection, he hit my cell extra tough and got all my contraband, no biggy. Couple days later when I was in the shower he snuck into my cell and hit it AGAIn, which is totally out of the ordinary! He took my contraband items again! When he did his walk later (now I'm back locked down), I asked him why he did that? And asked why he doesn't like me or whatever? He played all nice like, "at inspection you didn't hide your stuff good enough (B.S.) and earlier, when you showered, I only entered your cell because you had something out in the open. I don't have a problem with you, I actually like you." LMAO! Yeah right. NOTHING was out in the open, fool just wants to fuck my day! Later that same night, a loud asshole got shit bombed and he wrote me up for it! Fact is it could have been the guy who got dayroom before me, or me, and the camera doesn't show the top tier here. The report said he saw me do it! LIE!! Now I'm on 10 day lockdown. Since I'm already in the hole, it means no visits, phone calls, store orders and no 1 hr. dayroom every other day, just a 10 min. shower instead. Cops here don't write you up for shit bombing the loud assholes, they don't care. The next day the Deps asked "why are you on D.I.? Who wrote you up? What'd you do to piss him off?" NOTHING, proof, he hates me but doesn't have the balls to just say it. Lame asshole, at least he doesn't work our module often. I would talk shit to him, but I don't want him fucking with my mail; throwing it away and shit before I get it.
Jon Koppenhaver 10754342


  1. Do the world a favor and just kill yourself

  2. Just kill yourself! You failed to CPR your own dad and you failed miserably in life as well! You ain't shit. Your winnings are all mere luck. You need to be executed by me slowly cutting your neck. You need to feel every inch of pain I'm telling you- Singapore

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  3. Hope you die slowly, mentally and physically. Aww boo hoo my mommy and daddy were addicts and were mean to me. I know people personally who have overcome tougher times than you and thrived. You are just an evil, mentally ill piece of shit. I'm 5'9" 190, maybe we could meet at your gym sometime if you ever get out? Christy Mack was one of my favorite pornstars but since you fucked her up I can't even watch her shit anymore. Fuck you for fucking up my jerk sessions.